That’s on you, Boo!

I had another surgery about a month ago. The nurse said “get completely naked, wipe your entire bod with these antibacterial wipes, put the gown on” blah, blah, blah. I know the drill. So I got completely naked, pulled out the antibacterial wipes and proceeded to wash my bod. Right around the time I bent over to wash my legs, there was a knock on the door. I yelled “I’m nak…!!!” and in barged my doctor. I was like “WELL, GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO!” and inadvertently stood back up really fast. *Dude….🤦🏻‍♀️* Needless to say, all the people in the hallway did not need to order “Moons over my Hammy” when they went to Denny’s for breakfast, because they got a full serving of moon and I’m pretty sure both hammies too. They probably aren’t even hungry anymore. I’d like to formally apologize to those innocent bystanders for my very aggressive morning nakedness. I was startled!

My doc got out of there faster than he barged in, and even though he said “I’ll come right back” he didn’t return for an hour and a half. In the meantime, I got bored so I hyper/tired group texted my parents and sister until someone finally knocked me out.

There were about 15 more of these but I’ll spare you the rest. *Dignity*

I share this story for two reasons: 1. I thought it was funny and I like funny things. 2. There’s a moral to the story. If you knock on a door and you don’t wait to be invited in, you may be in for a big surprise; that’s on you, BOO! Also, if you’re going to get naked in a public place, might I suggest not standing directly in the path of the potentially opened door. I will be having surgery again in about two weeks (with the same doctors) let us hope we have all learned our lesson.

Happy Hump Day!










2 thoughts on “That’s on you, Boo!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s